So sorry for the lack of updates.......since updating this blog is not something I really do at home, I just started a new job about 2 weeks ago and I am currently figuring out my free time to get important stuff, like blogging and fantasy sports, done on company time.
Here is an email someone sent me that is great for the blog, if you have read this already, too fucking bad:
>To Technical Support:
Subject: Software problems.
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Pokernight 10.5, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some other of my favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to girlfriend 7.0, but the un-install doesn't work on this program. Can you help me?
Thanks
> Tech Support writes back:
This is a very common problem that men complain about and is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by it's creators to run everything. It's unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden Operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with even more problems. Look in the manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support". I recommend you keep wife 1.0 and deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause! The best solution in this case is to enter the command C:\Apologize. In any case, avoid excessive use of the Escape key because ultimately you will have to give the C:\Apologize command before the operating system returns to normal. In closing, I might state that Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend programs such as Flowers 2.1 and Expensive Dinner 5.0 with continuous upgrades. In fact, some applications such as New Car 2.0 and Vacation 3.5 can remedy some of the worst cases of Wife 1.0. DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 or Fishing Weekend 6.0!! These applications are not supported by Wife 1.0 and are likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of Luck
Subject: Software problems.
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Pokernight 10.5, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some other of my favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to girlfriend 7.0, but the un-install doesn't work on this program. Can you help me?
Thanks
> Tech Support writes back:
This is a very common problem that men complain about and is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by it's creators to run everything. It's unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden Operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with even more problems. Look in the manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support". I recommend you keep wife 1.0 and deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause! The best solution in this case is to enter the command C:\Apologize. In any case, avoid excessive use of the Escape key because ultimately you will have to give the C:\Apologize command before the operating system returns to normal. In closing, I might state that Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend programs such as Flowers 2.1 and Expensive Dinner 5.0 with continuous upgrades. In fact, some applications such as New Car 2.0 and Vacation 3.5 can remedy some of the worst cases of Wife 1.0. DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 or Fishing Weekend 6.0!! These applications are not supported by Wife 1.0 and are likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of Luck
Tech Support
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