The Coporate Perks

The perks. I took a massive hit going on my own. Same as you I lost a ton of perks, yet I could never go back to Corporate World.

Its like the Matrix. Take the red pill and never come back.

Love the fact that I'm doing something my dad never did. Be there for his kids. That means more than the Perks and gives me the strength to keep going.

Bitches? Yeah no more eye candy at work, so we now look forward to milf material. Enjoyable enough to give me new rub material.

Yeah life sucks that is no lie but we can't quit. We're a different bread than the rich assholes you see on a daily basis.

We're the real men and that's why all we have is the kids, milf material and the ol' ball and chain.

Hey, it could be worse!