Toddlers and Tiaras!!

Sacopapa reporting for duty. I hate to say this, but what the fuck is wrong with us and reality TV shows. Holyshit, has anyone heard of Toddlers and Tiaras? OK, I’m going to give you my top 10 reasons why it so fucking wrong to string your kids up like a fucking Muppet and parade them like fucking chimps. Here we go.

1. You were the least popular chick in school and now you are trying to make up through your daughters looks.
2. You’re trying to compete with the next door neighbor but you will never get there. You’re fat, your kids are fat and you’ll always be fat.
3. Ever thought of having your kid live a normal life? How about playing with a Barbie doll or playing outside. Stupid bitch.
4. Quit trying to be an attention whore. You suck, your kids suck and worst of all, your husband sucks for approving this whole cock a mania idea!!
5. If your husband approves of this, he’s really gay and probably wears better G-strings than you.
6. Now that your kid is mentally disabled by your great parenting, don’t be surprise if she ends up behind bars or just mentally disturbed.
7. Great, no one wants to know that she was a baby star and now she’s filming Porn.
8. Mom and Dad, I hate you both. I hope the both of you rot in hell.
9. You have been a great contribution to society and now the world can end with a cosmic crash!! Go fuck yourself and quit forcing your kids to do something they don’t want to do. Ever hear of soccer moms??
10. Ever hear of JonBenét Ramsey?

That’s it in a nut shell. Sacopapa out!!!